By Will Tarashuk
“Yoga Hosers” is the new film by acclaimed actor and director, Kevin Smith. The trailer to his newest film was recently released, so let’s talk about it. The film stars Johnny Depp and Justin Long and is about two teenagers who really like yoga. They have to team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle evil sausages so they can go to a party. At least I think that’s the plot.
What is the film about? From the trailer I have no idea. There are two girls, played by Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Melody Depp, who are Canadian and do yoga, then work at a supermarket with killer sausages, and I really have no idea. The trailer has no consistency and is very hard to follow.
This movie is supposed to be a comedy and it takes place in Canada, so get ready for Kevin Smith to think he is funny by making fun of Canadians. This movie looks terrible and just not funny. The trailer isn’t funny, the Canadian accent are overdone and it just looks like a mess.
The two young women look like they have no chemistry and aren’t the best actors. Since their last names both have Smith and Depp in them, we can assume how they got this job. Justin Long is also in this movie and I forgot he existed. He looks like he adds nothing to the story and is just there to be there.
All in all this movie looks like a sure skip. I can’t believe I will probably have to sit through it to review it this coming July 29.